| Of all the things Quassim
tries to sell me, one of the few I buy is the story that he has a degree
in psychology.
Among the things I don’t believe are: He makes all
his money from telemarketing; he could afford to buy a house in town
if he was so inclined; several women have wanted to move in with him,
but he has said no. I also don’t believe he is a natural redhead.
When he tells me something, he tilts his head, smiles and checks my
expression to see what I’m falling for. It’s a game he plays.
I want to believe Quassim is a decent guy who used to
work with troubled children. I want to believe he quit because the stress
was too much, and he was disheartened because he didn’t feel he
was making a difference. I want to believe he’s never “been
arrested, well, for anything violent.”
I have no trouble believing that he listens to rap music
so loud that the cops come to tell him to turn it down. Or that his
friends think he’s crazy, and his parents want him to get a real
job. I believe he’s sold BMX bikes, construction equipment and
radio air time over the phone.
Quassim is a career telemarketer because he likes to play
the game. He likes to figure out what it will take for each caller to
buy what he’s selling. He thinks quickly, adding an inflection
here, or making small talk there, while trying to persuade callers they
can trust him with their social security number, their credit card number,
their mother’s maiden name.
Quassim is competitive. As far as he’s concerned,
he is on one team, and the people on the other end of the phone line
are on another. At the end of the call, someone will come out the winner,
and Quassim wants to be the one. He rarely gets hung up on any more,
he says proudly. That’s for novice telemarketers, which he most
definitely is not. In fact, he’s been a telemarketer in one capacity
or another since he graduated from college five years ago.
For Quassim, telemarketing is easy money. He usually exceeds
the quotas set for him by his company and makes top commission. He’s
not getting rich, he says, but he’s getting by with little effort.
He can support himself by working 19 hours a week, which gives him the
freedom to spend long hours perfecting his skateboarding skills. And
he likes the idea of being anonymous. Invisible to his customers, Quassim
can be whoever he wants to be. If he wants, he can keep his piercings
in, paint his fingernails black and shave his head slick. Or he can
wear khakis, a button-down oxford shirt and sensible shoes. He’s
done both. His customers are none the wiser.
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